What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
