"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
smell my finger.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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