Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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