Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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