I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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