If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Congratulations! We have a period
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
