i think i have herpe
just one?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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