Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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