i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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