WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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