:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
the day after is always just damage control
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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