Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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