Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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