PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Randomize
