When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
