I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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