That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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