In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
we should paint friendship bongs
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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