just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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