i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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