Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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