you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
