her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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