this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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