break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
