are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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