Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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