Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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