You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize