That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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