i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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