Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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