Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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