Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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