the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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