You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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