His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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