i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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