Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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