I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
And then he peed in my hair
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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