How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I need a beard to bite.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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