i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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