Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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