I want to make a zoo with you.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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