i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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