Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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