You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Come share oat with me in your robe
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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