in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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