Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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