Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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