I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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