i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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