What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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