So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I've blown a few things in my day
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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