I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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