Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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